Has no one in corporate America learned anything from the past decade of e-mail fueled scandals and lawsuits?
This showed up in my inbox at work today, along with an attached résumé. The names have been changed to protect the stupid.
Lord Vader;I received this resume as a candidate for our open Death Star Technician III position. He had indicated he worked at DeathComm and had designed the HN5X1-88 Gravitic Purifiers for them.
Unofficially, would your team recommend I bring this person in to help me with:
1) Ongoing Blowing-Stuff-Up support.
2) Assistance with the Klown Reverser project.If you prefer, I’m OK with just a verbal response. This will go no farther then between you and I.
Thank you
MoronJ. Assclown
Head Bee Watcher
Lap Pinkies'R'Us
Unofficially...a verbal response...this will go no farther... Yikes. he should have just entered "Blink twice if he's a J-O-O" for the message subject.
The really funny thing is that the message was forwarded to me by a co-worker. He didn't even have the guile or brains to remove the incriminating portions of the original e-mail!
