Fight the Power
You want to know what pisses me off? The fact that USA Today, the nation's coloring book, has some kind of deal with the hospitality industry to foist copies of their publication, with its color-coded...
View ArticleDon't Call It a Comeback
I have returned from my long wanderings in the wilderness. My sabbatical is over. NOW THE COMPLAINING WILL BEGIN.
View ArticleNothing Much to Complain About Today
It was a good day. A fine day. I got paid a lot of money to sit in a room for an hour while three other people talked themselves in circles. When they were exhausted I would offer another tidbit of...
View ArticleAttack of the Ass Clowns
Today the programmers where I'm working found out they're getting a new boss next week. Their response? Take a stuffed bear, write the name of the boss on a Post-It note, and hang the bear from a...
View ArticleInsult of the Day
I watched a news program on ABC last night about mean girls and how technology makes them extra mean. One segment was about girls posting sexually suggestive photos on their MySpace accounts. My wife...
View ArticleUpdate That Résumé
It looks like The Reverend's employer is being acquired by a Fortune 500 company for $175 million in cash. With 820 employees that makes me worth $210,336.54. I've been reduced to a number. How dare...
View ArticleI'm Not Making This Up
Has no one in corporate America learned anything from the past decade of e-mail fueled scandals and lawsuits? This showed up in my inbox at work today, along with an attached résumé. The names have...
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